Everything you never wanted to know.

Who am I?

I can play 5 instruments

I’ve never broken a bone

I’m not allergic to anything, but I do have allergies.

I have perfect vision, however, now that I have to sit in front of a computer all day, I have a feeling that it’s starting to go.

I was on a bowling league all through college, and have my own shoes and bowling ball- it’s hello kitty.

I like NASCAR.

I changed my major 6 times in college. Music, Fashion Design, Public Relations, Psychology, English, Technical and Professional Communication.

I was on a kick line in high school, and kicked my face once.

I’ve only had 1 real boyfriend.

I hoard weird things like movie tickets, pressed pennies, keychains, notes, and restaurant menus; and then when I find them years later, I throw them away. I’m probably not going to have anything to show my kids that I had any sort of social life.

I can quote the movie Mean Girls from start to finish. And yes, I’m proud of that.

My middle name is Anne, and comes from my Grandma’s name Ruth Ann.

I could listen to “Party in the USA” everyday, for the rest of my life.

If I had military secrets, and you gave me French fries- I would talk.

I always order the “All Star Breakfast” at Waffle House, because I like a little bit of everything, and one time, I actually finished the whole thing.

I have never smoked anything in my entire life.

I’m actually really shy.

I subscribe to 2 magazines. Real Simple and ESPN. I’m my own married couple.

I’ve had the same shaker for 7 football seasons.

I have over 100 Britney Spears’ songs in my itunes.

If I get ready in 20 minutes, or 2 hours, I look exactly the same.

I will move back to Austin one day.

I don’t wear sunscreen, but always have a sunscreen collection on hand for everyone on the boat.

I dyed my hair once.

I’ve never done an illegal drug.

I have always wanted to be apart of a symphony orchestra, that does soundtracks for movies.

I’m obsessed with Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes.

I still cry about my dog that died 2 years ago.

I have a small callus on my left thumb from playing Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo Wii.

I’m actually really bad at math.

White is my favorite color.

I got on a bike the other day, and practically fell over.

I have myself convinced that I am a good singer, but I know that you would think otherwise.

I secretly want to be on Dancing with the Stars.

Most of the calories I consume is probably from condiments.

I’m 25 and I still watch the Disney Channel.

I’m a candy fiend.

I was in a bikini contest once. However, I don’t remember it.

I’ve graduated college and still have no idea EXACTLY what I want to do. I still kind of want to do EVERYTHING.

I listen to Christmas music all year round.

People tell me I’m intimidating. I don’t get it.

I used to carry an 8 ball around in my purse to help me make decisions. Seriously.

I have the worst road rage.

The first thing I look at on a guy is to see if he has dimples, or those little wrinkles by his eyes. They are good indications of smiling and laughing.

I have one tattoo, and definitely want another.

For some reason people tell me EVERYTHING. I don’t get it.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

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mean girls football

so if you know anything about me, then you know that i'm a HUGE auburn fan (as well as a huge Mean Girls fan,) and since cam is my "boyfriend," all of this drama is really getting my panties in a wad. i mean, when did college football become a bunch of little girls playing telephone?? it's getting down right ridiculous. i realized that after trying to defend my school, and my cam, that i had in fact, become a mean girl. in fact, it's nothing but mean girls doing all the talking lately... so i thought, "what it would be like if college football and Mean Girls were the same thing?"

this is what i came up with....

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i know this isn't "the" kenny rogers, but it's all i had to work with.

if you've never seen Mean Girls, then you probably have no idea what all this even means.

sorry the font is so small.

get over it.

you know you love me.

p.s. WAR DAMN EAGLE.

love you cam. :)

I'm not dead.

okay. so i have been absent for a LONG time... but i still exisit and i hope that everyone hasn't given up on me. and as soon as i learn how to manage my time better, i will be back in full force! until then. you MUST download this:

this is what i have been doing.

so i have been SUPER absent and i apologize! but i have been working my little tushie off for this benefit! check out what I have been doing!

www.saveourbeachesandbays.com

i'll be back after it is done!

until then!

WOW!

so am I the worst blogger or what?

Well- let me make it up to you!

So where to even start?!?

These past few weeks have been a total WHIRLWIND!

So far I have obtained FOUR jobs and I LOVE IT! My busy-body self is back in business! I know what you are saying...

ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!

and to be honest- yes I am.

however.

I eventually want to start my own business one day, which would be taking on numerous clients- so this is the PERFECT opportunity to see if I have what it takes.

For those of you who are curious what I am up to-

here we go.

I am currently doing marketing and promotions for Le Grand Cirque.

I am also doing freelance writing and photography, facebook management, and other odds and ends for www.destinshines.com

I also do a little freelance writing and more odds and ends (logos, creative work and shenanigans like that) for a friend.

AND.

I just accepted an offer for an internship/job for First City Bank (The best bank ever!) doing marketing, communications, and a little event planning- AND I COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED!

I start on this project Monday and I have A LOT of work to do. FCB has teamed up with the Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge and we are having a benefit on July 8! About a month away- I have to get logos, flyers, press releases, sponsors, donations, and a bunch of other stuff together! So if you want to come, donate, or ANYTHING! Let me know!

SO.

Here in lies a problem.

Now, with all these positions. I now need a place, in close, or at least closer vicinity.

As of now- I have to factor in about 3-4 hours (used to be 1-2, but now with the tourists...) of commute just to get to and from work.

FAIL.

I don't have time for that!

So, if you know of anywhere I can live- let me know!

My jobs also caused me to miss out on a friend's wedding.

I hate that I had to miss it-

but I have serious bills to pay!

I LOVE YOU LAUREN & LEE!

Y'ALL ARE BEAUTIFUL!

I feel like I have a lot more to say- but this working girl is TIRED.

I will be back soon.

Probably Sunday.

This weekend I will be off celebrating miss Virginia Tharpe's bacheloretteness.

It will be SO great to see all my gals from Auburn, and some new ones from Nashville!

Can't wait!

Well, after all these shenanigans, I guess the most IMPORTANT thing is that I am happy again and my future is looking up!

Thanks to friends (old and new!) and my family-

I'M GONNA MAKE IT!

haha.

love you guys.

UNTIL NEXT TIME!

GRRRRRRRRR

okay, so I know I promised a post, but I have been so busy and SO FRUSTRATED. I have no idea what to do with myself. It's not that I'm unhappy, but simply frustrated. And everything seems to be out of my control. grrrrrr. I mean, I'm frustrated with my job, and all the power in the world isn't helping me get another one. I'm frustrated with living with my parents, and it's not even my parents... it's the location- sure I'm at the beach- but I'm at the WRONG one. as of now, it takes an hour to drive out to sandestin and an hour 45 to get back- and the tourists aren't even here yet. i'm frustrated that I have been working for a month now and haven't even been paid yet... GRRRRR.

I need to calm down, but I just can't.

I'M SO DAMN FRUSTRATED!

help!